How to Master the Art of Savvy Self-Promotion

When some people think about promotingBy chance, are you an animal lover?
themselves they envision wearing a sandwich boardI've never purchased a "new" dog, one that is sold in
that screams: "I'm desperate!"a pet shop. I've always been attracted to the
There's a good reason.discards, to the distressed hand-me-downs, the
Most of us wait to actively tout ourselves until thecastoffs, those that have been orphaned, needing a
11th and a half hour, when the chips are down ornew home.
dissipated, and we're in crisis-mode.One day, I went to a dusty horse ranch that was
We've lost our jobs, our savings are spent, and moststaging pet adoptions. I looked here and there at
of the people calling us are impatient creditors andvarious dogs, some of which seemed very
our mailboxes are stuffed with threatening letters.depressed with watery, sad eyes and drooping
We wait until our bodies are rebelling with mysteriousshoulders.
symptoms, phantom toothaches, queasy stomachs,I empathized, but they didn't win my heart.
and restless and sleepless nights.Across from the stables, half a football field away,
We wait until self-pity envelops us in a fog, and theone dog was ceaselessly jerking forward and back,
mere idea of aggressively hawking our abilities andrestrained by a rope. It seemed to be staring right at
availability seems daunting, leading to instant fatigue.me, so I approached.
We'd rather do anything than draft a new resume,As I got closer, I felt it was saying, "Come on,
scan job listings, or pick up the phone to call ourdummy, yes YOU; get over here!"
contacts about opportunities or to make income orThe barking stopped as I reached the ten-yard line.
business sustaining sales.Carefully I walked up to it, and stood there. As I
We wait until we're in a funk, with zero propellant inbegan petting, she leaned against my leg, as if to
our tanks.say, "Take me, I'm yours!"
Is it is any wonder that finding a new job seems toWhich is exactly what I did, and we had a beautiful
take forever, and when we have secured one wefriendship until she went on to her final reward.
feel drained, like we need an extended vacation?We wouldn't have come together had she not been
Right now, without further delay or hesitation, wea great self-promoter. Of the scores of animals
need to write a new script for our lives, one whereseeking homes that day, she made herself
we are the featured player, the star, and applauseconspicuous to me.
are forthcoming.Cal Worthington was one of the most celebrated car
Instead of merging into the scenery or becomingdealers in Southern California. He'd wrestle with bears,
mere spear carriers, serving as window dressing fortigers, snakes and you name it, at the beginning of
our companies and other up and coming folks, wehis ads, before featuring special car bargains.
must stage our own spectaculars, emerging fromOne day, listening to the radio, I heard an interview
shadows into limelight, even if it is illumined at firstwith him. Surprisingly, he was super low key, almost
with only the power of faith and one flickering candle.shy, you might say. When asked why he used "wild"
If you have been used to being a small voice in aanimals in his ads, he slowly said:
large chorus, stepping to the front and center as a"If you want to sell something, first you have to get
soloist can seem daunting. Yet this is exactly what issomeone's attention."
called for if we want to create exceptional careersThat is also the supremely important, first step in
and rewarding personal lives.selling ourselves.